Gigi
1958 Best Picture

100 Words
That guy from the 20s and 30s is back and he still sounds like the horny skunk from the cartoons. He’s got the same hat. He’s the Uncle in this one and he opens the movie by singing about how little girls grow up and Readers, it’s all downhill from here.

This is a movie that might or might not be about pimping out young girls to handsome rich guys because these handsome rich guys are bored. If you want my honest opinion, said rich guy seems rather boring himself, but Gigi seems to like him well enough, I suppose.