Tom Jones
1963 Best Picture

100 Words
All the ladies of the day want to be with Tom, and who could blame them? He’s so cute with his swath of blonde hair. Then there’s that douchebag who won’t leave him alone – IS THAT THE BAD GUY FROM TITANIC?

Yes. His ship sank. And yours will too, if you don’t stay tuned for 1997.

Tom is no match for the lovely ladies, but his true love is Sophie and the small matter of Tom not knowing who his father is might keep the pair from pairing.

I originally thought this was about the singer, but that’s not unusual.