Doctor Dolittle
1967 Nominee

100 Words
If I could talk with the animals, I would find more interesting things to discuss than the entirety of this movie. It’s fun, I guess. The premise is cute.

Why is another hot lady falling in love with Rex Harrison in this one? What’s with all the daddy issues of the 1960s? I mean, REALLY? There’s a super cute Irishman who can carry a tune carrying a torch for you, but you decide you like the squinty weirdo who prefers the company of animals?

The heart wants what it wants and mine wants the remake of this over the original.